i don't like sucking hair
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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