I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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