I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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