Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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