We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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