I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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