batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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