PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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