dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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