So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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