Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
and she was petting her beer can
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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