I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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