Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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