similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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