am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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