i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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