is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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