Actions speak louder than pants.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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