eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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