So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
So. Much. Porn.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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