So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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