Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Farmville is her only friend.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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