I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
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