She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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