ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
