What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
The uberlube is also flammable
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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