i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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