she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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