i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
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