She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
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