I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Help. Why am I so naked?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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