It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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