i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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