Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Randomize