Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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