My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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