when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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