no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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