is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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