i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
