I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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