So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Randomize
