i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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