Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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