Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
