It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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