my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
i just wanna soil my oats bro
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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