You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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