and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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