Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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