What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
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