We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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