We're like a lot better than the average bears
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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