Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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