I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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