I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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